So this chick from Germany marries a soldier and moves to Kansas. Two years into her marriage, this hoe couldn’t keep her legs closed and decides to sleep with the neighbor. Well, her man finds out and decides to divorce her. Now she’s all up in arms about getting deported (I say please!) but also trying to get into other guys’ pants particularly at her job in Target. She’s known for sleeping with men who are taken and tries to play the victim card! She’s can’t seem to keep her legs closed.